Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Erin gets dumped for pining old boyfriend

I'm really confused by Erin and her love life. Last night on The City, Erin's boyfriend Duncan comes to town. Then the couple runs into J.R., Erin's former flame, at a party. Duncan gets upset with the blaring flirtation between the former lovers and has a serious talk with Erin about it the next morning.

Erin can't really expect Duncan to wait around while she makes up her mind. This dude is constantly flying in from Canada (can't be cheap). Erin obviously still has feelings for J.R. She even tells Duncan her younger heart will always love him. I don't know what guy would be OK with this.

We don't know how it goes down, but Erin tells Jay that Duncan dumps her. Erin seems upset by this. Again, not sure why. Why doesn't Erin just call J.R. and invite him to the New Years party?

At midnight, all the couples kiss, and Erin goes out on the balcony and cries because Duncan doesn't call. I'm not going to feel bad for you, Erin. If anyone gets my sympathy vote, it's Duncan. He was being led on. You're just upset because he called you on it.

And the Most Obnoxious award goes to Olivia and her cousin, what's his face, for having the same tired conversation about him living in her apartment and not having a job again.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Mindi scores goal, overnight date with Bret

My husband and I created a new drinking game last night: Every time "A-Bomb" Ashley says, "Betch," you have to take a shot. Every time she calls someone a man, you have to take two. Surprisingly, we only had to take one shot each after last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus.

Bret brought back Mud Bowl, and the girls didn't disappoint. Ashley's strategy was pantsing her opponents. Bret didn't oppose. At one point, she had Mindi's shorts completely off to prevent her from scoring. I was really impressed with Mindi's reaction. Thus far, she's been extremely conservative. I thought she was going to freak out on Ashley, but she was a total sport. In fact, her sportswomenship won her MVP and a date with Bret in Texas.

Bret and Mindi looked cozy, to say the least, on their overnight date, so what's with him selecting Taya first at eliminations? It makes a viewer wonder.

He wound up sending Detroit home, after she informed him her dad recently died. He felt the tour wouldn't be good for her emotional state, and that she should go home and grieve. I wasn't totally buying it, but I hadn't gotten attached to the new girls, so I wasn't sad to see her go.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Ashley proves she's touring for Bret

I hate to admit this, but I'm actually starting to like "A-Bomb" Ashley.

Bret decided to shake things up on the Rock of Love bus last Sunday by inviting three new women to join the tour. First, Bret made his girls give them makeovers, and once he saw something he liked, he invited them along for the ride.

Bret expected the girls to be angry, but some ladies actually seemed happy to have fresh meat on the tour. Not saying any names, *cough* Farrah *cough*

But Ashley immediately let Bret know she was pissed, and he was relieved to find out that someone was there for him and not just to party. Then Ashley persuaded Bret (and me) that Natasha is really a man. I totally didn't realize she/he only wore tutus until Ashley pointed that out.

I never liked Ashley, but this week, I thought she was pretty genuine. I hope I don't regret saying that later.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

'I Love Money' delivers lame cast

I Love Money 2 premiered on VH1 Monday night. I watched the first ten minutes and changed the channel to MTV to watch Bromance instead. What were the producers thinking? "Hey, let's find the lamest and weirdest people from past seasons of Rock of Love, I Love New York and Flavor of Love and have them compete for $250,000."

I Love Money
veterans Heat and Entertainer can't carry an entire season themselves. Where's Megan and Heather? I need some quality drama, emphasis on the word quality.

I sucked it up and watched the entire episode today. I was an Entertainer fan last season, but if he says, "No Buddha, no Budda, no Budda" one more time, I'm going to slap him.

And somebody better get that Tamara to a psychiatrist. There is seriously something wrong with her.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Whitney criticizes Kelly's comments

What was Whitney thinking last night? I know I haven't always been a huge Kelly Cutrone fan, but you don't bite off the hand that feeds you, if you know what I mean.

Whitney brings her friends Erin and Allie to Kelly's birthday bash. They have this awkward little chat about Kelly's honesty, and Allie asks Kelly what she thinks of her outfit. Kelly says she likes Allie as a person but doesn't like her leggings.

Then Kelly asks Allie if she's OK because Allie was looking disgustingly thin. Now the episode preview was edited to make Kelly look like a bitch, but after watching the full scene, I believe she was genuinely concerned about the girl.

Allie gets upset and leaves the party, and Whitney goes after her. Understandable. But then she tells Allie she thinks Kelly's comments were inappropriate. Uhm, Whitney, how long have you known Allie? Like a month? And exactly who got you that job at DVF? Oh, that's right...Kelly Cutrone.