Monday, January 12, 2009

Michael whines, Boston impresses on 'Bromance'

Well, I have to give props to the producers of Bromance, MTV's macho version of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. The show had a better intro than Brody's Hillsmate's show, The City. At least it explained who Brody is and what the show's goals are. And, most importantly, it defined bromance. Thanks to Bromance and My New BFF, my vocabulary has expanded by two words. Who said you can't learn anything from watching reality TV?

Frankie
, Brody's current BFF, asks the question on all of our minds, "I just don't know why you need another friend." Brody laughs at Frankie for being emotional, but really Mr. Jenner, you keep saying how it's hard to find a genuine friend in L.A., but what about your bros Frankie and Sleazy T. By the way, who is Sleazy T? He's never been on a Hills episode. I don't know him.

Brody hand selects all of the contestants. There's so many of them, I can't keep their names straight. Femi is the one with the ego. He's sure to get in a few fights. Michael, the token gay guy, talked about being the token gay guy a lot. Oh, and he gave Brody a birthday card at a lingerie party. Apparently, Brody didn't think that was very cool. His little message to Frankie was definitely uncool...something about, "Step aside Frankie." I can't remember. Chris gets mad props for the "Bromance, because Spencer Pratt was a douche bag" T-shirt, but he loses points for the plaid frat boy shorts. I hate those.

My vote is for the guy with the Boston accent. I don't know his name, but I dig the accent. And I loved the toast, "To the most important people in the room...the bartenders." Love it.

And the most obnoxious award goes to...Michael for whining about Bromance not being at all like The Hills every five seconds. This isn't Lauren Conrad's New BFF.

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