Monday, January 26, 2009

Bret gets selfish again, ends Marcia's tour

On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, Bret Michaels proved yet again that he only thinks of himself.

Remember last week when he didn't respect that Beverly is a mom, and she didn't want to dance on stage at a strip club?

Well this week he sent home Marcia for giving one of his fans jewelry he gave her. Bret even acknowledges that Marcia's gesture was kind-hearted, but his feelings were hurt because he gave that to her, and he wanted her to have it.

Oh boo hoo Bret, just be happy one of these chicks has a good heart and isn't on the show solely for money and exposure.

I'm still a fan Bret, but this selfishness is starting to turn me off.

Hey "A-Bomb," I have a quick question. Why do you have to get used to falling off a stage if you date Bret Michaels?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Whitney, Jay take their relationship to next level

So Whitney and Jay are officially official...yay! And how cute was his little, "Good things come in 3's." I'm not going to argue, three has always been my lucky number. But she had to be freezing in that dress. Isn't in winter in NYC right now?

Poor Chris. He seems like such a nice guy. But I agree with Whitney, there wasn't much chemistry during that lunch date.

I want to know how Erin has managed to only be in long-distance relationships? Did she always meet her boyfriends on vacation or something? The guy she's with now seems a bit clingy. I don't think it's smart to up and move from Canada to New York for some girl you haven't been seeing that long.

The most obnoxious award goes to...Olivia, for grimacing during the lunch meeting at work.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Michael whines, Boston impresses on 'Bromance'

Well, I have to give props to the producers of Bromance, MTV's macho version of Paris Hilton's My New BFF. The show had a better intro than Brody's Hillsmate's show, The City. At least it explained who Brody is and what the show's goals are. And, most importantly, it defined bromance. Thanks to Bromance and My New BFF, my vocabulary has expanded by two words. Who said you can't learn anything from watching reality TV?

Frankie
, Brody's current BFF, asks the question on all of our minds, "I just don't know why you need another friend." Brody laughs at Frankie for being emotional, but really Mr. Jenner, you keep saying how it's hard to find a genuine friend in L.A., but what about your bros Frankie and Sleazy T. By the way, who is Sleazy T? He's never been on a Hills episode. I don't know him.

Brody hand selects all of the contestants. There's so many of them, I can't keep their names straight. Femi is the one with the ego. He's sure to get in a few fights. Michael, the token gay guy, talked about being the token gay guy a lot. Oh, and he gave Brody a birthday card at a lingerie party. Apparently, Brody didn't think that was very cool. His little message to Frankie was definitely uncool...something about, "Step aside Frankie." I can't remember. Chris gets mad props for the "Bromance, because Spencer Pratt was a douche bag" T-shirt, but he loses points for the plaid frat boy shorts. I hate those.

My vote is for the guy with the Boston accent. I don't know his name, but I dig the accent. And I loved the toast, "To the most important people in the room...the bartenders." Love it.

And the most obnoxious award goes to...Michael for whining about Bromance not being at all like The Hills every five seconds. This isn't Lauren Conrad's New BFF.

Friday, January 9, 2009

'The City' leaves viewers with irritating questions

Episode 3 of The City left me with so many questions. First, who goes out to eat for breakfast with their girlfriend and chit-chats before work? I'm lucky if I get a Pop-Tart and a glass of water down before I rush out the door. Maybe Diane von Furstenberg doesn't open shop until noon.

Next, who skips out early apartment hunting their first week of work and doesn't get fired? I'd be canned if I pulled a stunt like that.

Last, is everyone wearing those silly little black clips on the sides of their hair now? They look ridiculous! I didn't say anything when Whitney was the only one sporting them. Mainly, because I can see it working on the West Coast with peasant tops and flats, but with blazers?!

And the most obnoxious award goes to...Olivia. "You know you have to be independent." Who asked you? In fact, I believe you initiated the conversation.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Viewer lectures O'Reilly for showing clip

Someone wrote in to The O'Reilly Factor yesterday, lecturing the TV host for playing a clip of Sharon Osbourne spilling her drink on Megan Hauserman during the Rock of Love Charm School reunion on The Factor Monday. She basically said it was awful of O'Reilly to show a clip of Osbourne degrading a young lady on his show.

My advice to this lady: Watch Rock of Love 2, I Love Money and Rock of Love Charm School, and I guarantee you'll have a change of heart.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

O'Reilly airs 'Charm School' fight

I was excited to see that Sharon and Megan's fight on the Rock of Love Charm School reunion received airtime from Bill O'Reilly on The O'Reilly Factor last night at 8 p.m. This supports my argument that reality television isn't ridiculous garbage with no relevance. We all know Bill wouldn't give it the time of day if it was meaningless.

O'Reilly's advice to viewers, "Don't mess with Ozzy."

Monday, January 5, 2009

'Charm School' reunion disappoints

My wish was granted. Last night, VH1 aired a Rock of Love Charm School reunion special. But you know how they always say, be careful what you wish for...

Overall, I was really disappointed. Although Brandi M. looked fantastic as a brunette, she announced she will be spending a good chunk of her winnings on a boob job. I thought she won charm school, not a Real World/Road Rules Challenge. And Sharon supports her decision. Jeez, Destiney only wanted to use her winnings to finance a college education.

But Destiney isn't off the hook either. We find out she never accepted Daniella Clark's internship offer with Frankie B. She apologized to Daniella for not pursuing that amazing opportunity and explained how she met some guy, who "inspired" her, and they now have their own clothing line. I don't care who you met and what you wanted to do, we're talking about Daniella Clark here. When she extends an offer like that, you take it. I think what Destiney did was down-right rude, which upsets me because I really like Destiney.

Disappointments aside, the reunion had a few high notes, like Sharon kicking Megan's ass. Megan, who denied she was drunk (right...), insulted Rodeo and then Ozzy, causing Sharon to lose her temper and spill a drink on Megan. Fits started flying, and producers scrambled to the stage to separate the women and carry Megan out of the building. It's funny, Brandi C. seemed to disappear after that little fight. I wonder where she went?

Heather also looked fantastic. I think she lost a little weight, and her dress was stunning. Pastel purple is definitely her color.

And the most obnoxious award goes to...Lacey. Was the "A-List Celebrity" T-shirt necessary? It's good to see charm school really had an effect on her.